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My Breakthrough Modern Art
I havnt told ppl about this ever since 30 years ago, when i was stationed. Those damn Vietkong made me swallow a huge dagger. Later that night i was busted out of the prison in their tunnels. When i got back to our camp, I sh*t out said dagger, there was blood everywhere, good thing this was over a canvas, because when i looked at it, it was the most beautiful id ever seen, it expressed all of my pent up war time emotions, right when i got back to the states I sold it for 1,000 dollars.
Sorry to whoevers owns my ass-blood painting.
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CumSmangler (12787)
2008-01-12 22:07:59
title My Breakthrough Into* Modern Art
First sentence stationed in Vietnam*
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-12 22:19:42
And ...? Where's the link to this modern masterpiece? If Jackson Pollack could drip paint all over the canvas and make fascinating art, who knows?
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2008-01-12 22:22:36
2,000$ is my final offer!
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flikr (10636)
2008-01-12 22:43:50
wow, now that's some modern art i might buy
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Barnum (8435)
2008-01-13 09:52:39
Yeah Vietnam didn't end 30 years ago. This is obviously fake.
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CumSmangler (12787)
2008-01-15 03:48:50
@: Barnum
im aware vietnam didn't end 30 years ago. 30 years ago is when the vietkong made me swallow a knife.
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-18 21:37:50
@: CumSmangler
LOL. I like you, CumSmangler. You are odd.
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