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An atheist was walking through the woods.
Looking around he said... "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"!
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right On top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
..............Time Stopped.............
..............The bear froze...........
..............The forest was still.....
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the Voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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Comments (14)
This is a very old joke. It's not that funny the 1000th time around.
Good story more atheist should go walking in the woods alone.
not a very christian thing to say, chris.
@: Potato
I never claimed to be much of a christian but I do believe in god and dont think to highly of those who just denounce god all together because of science.
why? They are going by what they believe, just like muslims and christians.
Ah, so that explains y Tim Treadwell died
Hmm, Some how I really think this did happen.
@: Potato
I know your stand on all of this its easy to see your complete anti any kind of religion and thats your right but I also have the right to not agree with you and think what you believe is wrong.
I have never met you and have not talked to you a heck of a lot on here but I will tell you that your the most negative person I have ever had contact with in my life.
yawn
I think I am actually a positive person, but have many reasons to doubt religion. I'm critical.
Its funny because I always found you to be a negative person on here, what with your semi-racism and hate for other ways of thought.
I used to think it was a bad thing, but I guess we are just pretty much opposites lol.
@: Potato
your headed to hell if you do not change your ways.
how must I change my ways? I am a good person.
@potato

that's what you tell us.
@: Mimir2
yup.
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