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THE FCC SONG BY:ORO
PREFORMED ON FAMILY GUY Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
Stewie: And they’ll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It’s the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!
Brian: They’re as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups…
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any dude with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You’ll never win by messin’
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin’ FCC
And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You’re gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can’t say penis!
So they sent this little warning they’re prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They’re the fella-as at the freakin-n F-C-C!
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Comments (21)
Orochimaru (9975)
I know all about the FCC
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uniballer (11055)
@: Orochimaru
great. keep it to your self. dork
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EccentricWeird (3314)
Any more family guy posts and I'm nuking IIN. I swear. I have a nuclear bomb. Don't piss me off.
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Asskicker202 (12512)
FAMILY GUY is not even a good show
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Orochimaru (9975)
@: EccentricWeird
lol
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JanIAm (10668)
@: EccentricWeird
I'm not that keen on Family Guy myself. It was amusing for the first couple of seasons; now it's so formulamatic that it's no longer that much fun. Overrated compared to some of the really clever stuff on Adult Swim like Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, etc.
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flikr (10636)
@: EccentricWeird
if you do make sure it goes off in las vegas, i need a quick and painless way to die
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flikr (10636)
@: JanIAm
southpark is still going strong
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JanIAm (10668)
@: flikr
And may it go on forever. One of only five or six shows that I watch regularly without fail. Always good stuff.
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flikr (10636)
@: JanIAm
especially that recent imaginationland trilogy, genius, i love the part where they are speaking to kyle in his head, and stan says "oh god" and then someone else says "he's here too you can speak to him after captain crunch" lol
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flikr (10636)
@: JanIAm
notice the flying spaghetti monster wasn't in there because he is real
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JanIAm (10668)
@: flikr
My cube mate at work is a Mormon, but I'm working HARD to convert her into Pastafarianism. Lacking that, I'm trying to convert her into worshiping Cluthulu, which is almost as good. It's an uphill battle, but I'm never one to hesitate to fight the good fight.
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dot123 (10033)
@: JanIAm
hey hey hows it going what u been up to lately my interent been down for a few days which sux but its working now
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JanIAm (10668)
@: dot123
Hey, Dot. It's not been the same without you. Good to see you up and about, lad.
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dot123 (10033)
@: JanIAm
this is gonna be a odd question but have u heard turtle racing
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JanIAm (10668)
@: dot123
You mean, turtles racing, literally? Or is this a game, a song, or ? Give me some details to go on, here. It wouldn't surprise me if people race turtles, though. They're not as slow as you might think.
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dot123 (10033)
@: JanIAm
ya turtle racing u race them then place bets on them u can do it with other animals
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JanIAm (10668)
@: dot123
Why, are you placing some bets? Is there good money to be made? Sounds like an eccentric's sport. I hope the losing turtle is not punished in some harsh way :-(
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dot123 (10033)
@: JanIAm
some people place bets but u don`t have to
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Orochimaru (9975)
@: JanIAm
??? HUH???
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JanIAm (10668)
@: Orochimaru
It's complicated, Oro. Call it maternal instinct gone awry. I like to be nurturing to people when I can, even if sometimes ... maybe I'll write to you one of these days.
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