fat people and crack
When people are addicted to crack or really any drug they end up losing weight. Why not get all the obese people in the world addicted to crack or something? I heard they had to build a new ride in Disneyland because the average person can't fit in it anymore. That's kind of funny...
So lets get all the obese people, anyone who is even ten pounds overweight on crack until the world is underweight. Then people will be beautiful... well except some people who are have ugly faces no matter what... just kill them.
American has neither, so I'll worry about Luxembourg or something.