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36 year old buff male OATMEAL
I'm a 36 year old buff male.
Ever since I was about yay big *points down to knee* I have had this obsession wih oatmeal. My mother bailed on my family when I was five years old, she left my father and brothers to fend for ourselves. She was a horrible person, but one thing fond memory I have of her is eating breakfast...she would always make the nicest warm bowl of honey maple oatmeal. I have eaten that same oatmeal every single day since she left...I'm like an addict, I lick the bowl clean. Could this obsession be pyschological? Maybe I find comfort in eating it because it reminds me of my mother? what do you guys think?
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I posted this.
it's just oatmeal, don't hump it
Fuck you. Learn how to take a damn joke.
you should be named Asslicker
I like oatmeal, but not that much....
Mark, your mother leaving could explain you being gay.
Mark I think you need to find her and confront her about all of this. This will help ease your mind of all these problems she caused you.
I think you like it because it reminds you of dried spoof
Judging by your other posts, you aren't anything to be scared of lmfao. A whimp by your own accounts in previous posts. OH! You got an abusive for your response to ASSKICKER.
Such as you sow, so shall you reap!
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