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TO CATCH A HACKER (ECCWEI)
Everyone knows about Dateline's "To Catch a Predator". I want us to try something with the same premise, but that will help us catch and arrest our hacker.

One of our members has to create a new account that sounds like a really easy hack, like No_Firewall555 or I_Explorer_Lover221. Then they pretend to know nothing about computers and read off their system schematics and give away their passwords, addresses, etc. and say that their personal information is open on their computer at home.

So, like, this hacker sees that there's a very vulnerable Internet noobie and goes to their house to copy all of their personal files to a floppy or something and then we all show up and stab him with really pointy sticks for half an hour and have the courts cut off his hacking hand.

Of course he'll make a bunch of excuses when he shows up at the house... he'll say, like, "I was just gonna troubleshoot her" or "I swear I was just here to tell her to install a firewall". But we'll check his bag and we'll find a flash drive and a USB hookup.

-EccWei
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Fuck Off
I say we just grab a random poster and commence with the pointy stick stabbing straight away. Let's start with the good looking gent right above me. You, with the spectacular snake. Don't run away when I'm talking to you...
LOL. Just having a bit of fun. Don't worry. No stabbing frenzy for me. At least, not tonight ;-)
Well, no REAL knives, though. That sounds too much like all those horror films I watch all the time ;-)
OMG...

Dot, I must hand it to you. You always make me smile. That really was pretty funny. (Actually, I thought old Wilford was dead.)
Yeah, I think I saw this one, too. Isn't that the one you put in the separate post? Seems like old Wilford has quite a few different mixes. Who would have thought he could get so much mileage out of this commercial?
we should counter hack him, send him a trojan, and i don't mean the kind that you put on your dick
Dot is a homo

-crank dat
@: JanIAm
I thought we were gonna talk about the post, I spent five hours writing it and ironing out all the kinks just so you'd all laugh, but ...

:'(
You looking for your miricles in da wrong place man.
I volunteer to be the object of the sharp sticks. I am bored with life and happy to pass to the other side any time you are all ready.
@: JanIAm
I could think of no more befitting end for me than the death of 1000 pricks! lmfao
HACKER IS GONE!!!! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the phuck has that got to do with me dieing the death of a thousand pricks?
I WILL BE THE SCOURGE OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

I WILL TUCK BENEATH YOUR SHEETS WITH AN ICE PICK AND STAB EVERYONE THAT COMES NEAR
Hey, wizzy, my apologies. In fact, it was/is a good post. Sometimes, people get sidetracked with the silliest things. I'll try to be more focused in the future and be more considerate of the subject matter, OK? Fact is, I'm a little looped these days due to my off the Richter scale pain from some kind of weird back ailment that has me on some seriously hard core pain medicine. So I'm not entirely myself lately; LOL. Anyhow, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it -- for now ;-) Love ya as always, my wiz...
@: nearly
LOL, nearly. A very colorful end for you ;-)
Hey, Dot. I was looking for you. You having a good Friday night? I was just having nice cheeseburger from Jack in the Box :-)
Which one? First in the series? That's the best one, I think. And what is a pizza pop???
@: JanIAm
Oh, you're just the sweetest little thing there ever was janny :)
There you are, wizzy! Glad to see you on board, my magic man :-)
Yep, calzones are VERY good. Anything like a pizza is fine with me. I like PEPPERONI best :-)
Dot ... This is MADNESS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8

LOL...
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