yes, i just had a piss and it felt really good is that normal?

did you wash your hands afterwards

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ya sure

hey there whats up hows it going today

light a match man.

I'm waiting for this guy to send me the paperwork so I can send him his prize, Dot.

thats sounds good so whats planned for today

I think I may go to the hospital, actually. Not much fun. Unless the hospital food is good. I'd let you know, but I bet they won't let me have a lap top there :-(

Did a vision of Barack Obama go through your head has you did it?