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I'm not gay

I just got detained by police for having my hand down the pants of the guy next to me at a local spot. The police have decided that I am a badguy or something. It is ruining my life. They keep sending me notices in the mail and they come by my apt a lot. I explained that I am not gay- I was just fondling the guy for fun. They won't believe me.
I told them that I never did this before. The police are very stubborn. What can I do to get them to leave me alone since I am not gay.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (15)
Anonymous
u think thats bad i was caught with my 10 incher up my mate ass
George, your a dozy cunt, nobody believes that your not gay.
I'd say giving your buddy a handjob is pretty gay, it's definately something a hetrosexual would not be doing.
More info please . . .
Who sends you those mail notices and exactly what do they say?

I would think that the law is hassling you about the improper sexual behavior you had in a public place, not about you being gay.

Anonymous
You are gay, if you fondle another guys parts that is definatly gay dude.
Anonymous
you say things as if i was seen just the other day, fuck u and die.
well what id do is id let them catch me fingering a girl so they think ur bi better than every2 thinking ur gay
Anonymous
You're gay, dude. Or bi-curious. You've left out some important details here. Like what the messages are about and what charges might be involved. The law would be concerned with indecency, not homosexuality. This sounds fictional anyways.
Anonymous
Your area
Where are you that it's illegal to be gay?
So much wron in this submission it's unbelievable, so I'm going to hit you with an INFO-BLAST. Ready? here we go!

You are gay, bi, or at the very least curious. The police arrested you for feeling someone up in public, probably not because you're gay. If you read the notices, and do what they say, they'll probably stop; I suspect they're legal documents rather than harrassment. The police are paid to be stubborn. You didn't do this before, but you did it this time, so deal with the consequences.

Next time, post with details.
Dude your GAY, so just bend over and take several for your team.
Anonymous
what you need to do is go see those officers and realise that everytime they tell you that gayness is wrong, that they're not gay or that they don't want you to suck them off, they are actually just lying (why do youthink they joined the police in the first place? all those cuffs and truncheons, cavity searches and sexual hijinx in the showers - it's like heaven for cock smokers!) and that you should do the opposite of what they say and eat their creamy cocks!! HAHA!
well i guess cause you had you hand down some other guys pants everyone would think you were gay or bi so if you dont want to be known for that go and show everyone ya only like girls have s*x with m out in the street or sumthin
listen no one cares if youre gay,more power to you,you just need to do your homosexual stuff in private.public displays of affection,by anyone,is sickening.
your a homo, get the fuck over it.