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MY SCHOOL CLUB
Eccentric Weird,January 24th, 2008
I've decided to tell you all about my school club. It was established so that freaks and geeks could talk about ANIME, but then devolved into some kind of weird 5-day-a-week conference for the utterly weird.
Obviously, I've never felt more at home. The wall is posted full of lame Internet memes (i.e. LOLCATS, All Your Base, etc, etc) and we have a couch and some chairs.
The room is very small and starts to smell very quickly, so I'm usually outside the room. A lot of the club-goers have moderate psychological issues (aspergers, ADD, depression, etc) and a significant number are bisexual. I have to be careful around them, because they flirt with everything with a body temperature, shamelessly.
Sometimes, this older girl runs up to me and strongly presses her breasts against my chest and holds that position for some time until I let her know that I'm dying due to lack of oxygen.
There you have it.
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If you decide to start an "Unquiet Mind" group, let me know. I'll be glad to moderate. Then you'll REALLY see some serious devolution in action.
How old did you say you were, Janny? We can make it into a fun game-- even number means you wear latex, odd number means you wear spandex :D
In any event, I pass on the spandex and latex. It's chafing. I'm a leather girl, really.