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After several weeks of suffering through some kind of strange undiagnosed, ungodly painful and perplexing ailment, I'm off to a fun evening at the ER. There, I hope to mingle with my fellow brothers and sisters in mutual agony to make a last-ditch effort to get admitted to the hospital to get the additional diagnostic testing and pain relief that outpatient care really can't provide.

But I come here not to bitch and moan! In the event that I'm gone for a prolonged period of time -- or hell, if I never make it back at all -- I just thought I'd make a shameless bid for some attention before I depart. So leave me your messages of love, your best jokes, your horrible sexual innuendo (since that's bound to occur no matter what I say, anyway ;-), and, of course, your favorite insults. Hopefully, I'll be able to pick them up at a later time.

So, I'll see you all on the other side -- or sunny side up -- or sideways. In any event, keep the light on for me, will ya?

Jan