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i got ass raped

one day i was cleaning my gf's gutters (on the roof : ) but then i fell off the roof and my ass-hole landed on a pipe, it went up really far and even bled a little, i enjoyed it and now i pay a prostitute to clean my gf's gutters after that little inciden. ( i'm thinking of dumping her cuz she wants her gutters cleaned almost everyday, and it's getting expensive) Am i gay?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (7)
you might be gay , you shuld try it
No, just stupid
@: ecman
Stupid and gay
I am trying to decide if you are bragging or complaining!
I hope there was rust on the pipe and tiny bacteria infected your anus, so your gay faggot ass lieing face, will never get ass fucked again because when ever you cough or take it in the ass it squirts out primordial puss.
ahahahaha.. coconut -.-
maybe you should try putting cotton buds in ur ass.. its fun and easy.. make sure you stick in really deep.. nd' den leave it there for eternity.. :D