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I have a hot date this evening. I told her I have condoms, beer, duct tape, rope, paint and a small chicken. Now I am having to drive all the way back to town cause she said I forgot the hot sause!
Damn girls expect alot these days
Uniballer

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Comments (23)

jojo_100 (9722)

2008-01-25 13:48:02

keep dreaming that u have a nigger to fuck :)

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uniballer (11055)

2008-01-25 13:49:25

@: jojo_100

I cannot stand NlGGERs you tramp.

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jojo_100 (9722)

2008-01-25 13:53:50

@: uniballer

You are a nigger lover, but u don't know yet

stop dreaming about fucking girls cuz u won't get a pussy, just find a nice Nigger black cock up your ass u pussy gay retard

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gizzie56 (8681)

2008-01-25 13:53:56

WTF are you going to do with the small chicken?

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uniballer (11055)

2008-01-25 13:55:54

@: jojo_100

boy your an idiot. I think you have inspired me to stop using the n word as I see how idiotic you look.

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uniballer (11055)

2008-01-25 13:56:11

@: gizzie56

it is a small chicken

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jojo_100 (9722)

2008-01-25 14:01:12

@: uniballer

1- I'm not a boy

2- I have inspired u to go for sucking niggers cocks because that what u deserve you pathetic piece of shit

3- No girl would fuck u unless she's a desperate nigger or she's looking for the black cock that fucks ur ass

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gizzie56 (8681)

2008-01-25 14:01:18

@: uniballer

Oh your going out with a "small chicken" I see that explains it.

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gizzie56 (8681)

2008-01-25 14:02:28

@: jojo_100

JoJo why dont you get laid maybe you would quit being such a cunt!

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Chris_Ufc (8299)

2008-01-25 14:14:53

Condoms are for sailors

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spam_javelin (8680)

2008-01-25 14:17:23

@: Chris_Ufc

Nearly was a sailor back in the day.

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nearly (10533)

2008-01-25 14:23:41

@: gizzie56

He is going to phuck the chiggen, thats all he can get it into!

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gizzie56 (8681)

2008-01-25 14:28:29

@: nearly

LOL,thats exactly what i was thinking.

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cabinet70 (4440)

2008-01-25 14:32:23

@: gizzie56

and then hes going to eat it he loves the secret sauce

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nearly (10533)

2008-01-25 15:06:06

@: cabinet70

Have you never had a chicken you stuffed with human kindness sauce? You ain't LIVED raflmfao

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Miyuki (11376)

2008-01-25 15:10:19

@: uniballer

Far fetched from the real story.

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dot123 (10033)

2008-01-25 15:30:42

im dot123 by day and tapsomebong by night woohoo

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nearly (10533)

2008-01-25 15:37:54

@: dot123

So you are a transvestite?

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normal_guy (5561)

2008-01-25 15:54:12

@: spam_javelin

Sprem_javelin was his ship mate, they use to sail together and shower together,
one day nearly droped the soap sperm_jav said don't worry i'll help u get that nearly my little poof ball.

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dot123 (10033)

2008-01-25 16:40:48

@: nearly

have u heard of russell peter

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gizzie56 (8681)

2008-01-25 17:10:48

@: normal_guy

LOL!

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