Strange Friend

I have this friend. Her name is Paula. Recently she began coming round to my house and taking really big dumps in my toilet! She just leaves it there without wiping or flushing, and the smell is unreal. I dont know how to tell her that this is bothering me. Please help x

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pie1985 (720)

2006-04-04 05:36:53

the answer is, shout WHO THE FUCK HAS LEFT A BROONER IN THE PAN,

minky cow

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Anonymous

2006-04-08 09:08:07

Don't worry I have a mate who lives up the road who used to come round especially to shit in our toilet, in the end i put a notice in there tellin her to stop it and she did problem solved!

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Intel (3638)

2006-09-07 00:43:57

take the shit, and wipe it accross her house's from door! omg this is the funniest story i ever read, honestly! lol

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itsjustme (3923)

2006-10-04 00:18:13

Lol. Oh shit that funny. Put a out of order sign on your bathroom door.

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Mandyw190 (3677)

2006-10-18 18:47:09

take some dog shit... put it in a brown lunch bag.... put it on her front door... set it on fire...ring the door bell...RUN

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bouncexmysoul (3948)

2006-10-18 20:30:41

What a bitch! Tell her its bothering you and that if she doesn't stop, go take a shit in her house thats even worse than hers so it can smell all over!

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baam121 (3604)

2006-10-19 00:14:04

Oh man this is so funny..
Lock your door dont let her back in

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baam121 (3604)

2006-10-19 00:15:15

Oh man Go to her house and give her an upperdecker lol

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WayneKerr (4821)

2006-12-17 19:41:17

hah. yeah definitely go to her house and take a dump yourself on her bed. right on the mattress. or sneak in on her when shes asleep and take a dump in her face. pretty much sorted.

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Meeks (4983)

2006-12-31 21:52:10

Tell her to fuck off and stop shitting on your stuff.

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Satan (1901)

2006-12-31 23:23:24

Collect all her shits in air-tight baggies, then one day while she's at work, sneak into her house or somethin and empty the bags onto all of her clothing.

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tellthetruth (4512)

2007-01-01 20:00:57

that's fucking discusting

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sycobiotch69 (4571)

2007-01-01 21:59:51

thats nastyy u should do it at her house and show her how it feels

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droog (5104)

2007-01-05 20:18:56

Funniest story ever!