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Polish

I's gots mahseff some new shoe polish. Shine yo' shoes Mistah? Missus' welcome too, shine up yo' shoes nice an' spiffy.
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Comments (3)
Are you trying to be funny?
are you a filthy jew?
Shine my shoes NIGGER than i'll give you get a nice shiney Nickel.