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Nearly is blasphemous
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Should it turn out that there is such a place as hell, there is no doubt in my mind that I'll head there on the catanugu chu chu express HST.
No intermediate stops in case I decide to get orf. The big guy himself will come to greet his number 1 deciple and shake my hand. There after I shall sit at his right hand and deliver the punishments to those who follow me there. The previous occupant of the chair will be sentanced to stoking the fire for all eternity whilst me and Satan enjoy all the sex we want. There are no STD's in hell. The heat kills them so no condoms required. (They'd melt anyway in the intense heat.)
As for the poster, I'll await with pleasure the day you join us :-)