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Hi guys...I was having hot butt sex with my cousin Edgar while our parents were at church today. (And no I am not gay). My family was visting from Baltimore for his little brother's confirmation but we both prentended to be sick so we could stay home from church and fool around (You know what I mean...) we are both 18 and seniors in highschool. Football players actually. In any case we were cudling in my parents bed beneath the silken sheets and getting really wound up when Eddie said, "Peepee" (my name is Peter but he calls me that when we are alone) lather up your willie with lube and bumf**k me. I want it now!!!" No joke, men. I reached into his mother's drawer and from amid the many vibrators I withdrew a tube of anal lube. My excitement was so great that I forgot to read the bottle and assumed that it really was lube. Well I was mistaken...although the sticky and hot orgasm was mind quaking I am now stuck inside him...it was f**king gay azs SUPERGLUE. What o what should we do? We do not want to call 911 that would be embarrasing...our folks are coming back from church at 5:30. We are prensently hudled in my father's closet typing on his mac power book. We do not dare come out the closet if they come home. But we can not stay in there foreva

pleeese heelp two regular stand up american guys in need of detachment. Much thanx. We do not want our parents or sexy girlfriends to find out...

Eddie and Peter
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Comments (8)
This is easy, go into the garage and get your fathers sawzall then just cut your little dick off because at this rate your not ever going to put it to any good use. Then just tie off the sad little stump thats left to stop the bleeding. Good luck.
OUCH! You are cruel Chris. Don't you think the world needs a lot more brotherly love lmfao?

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Chris has it covered. Thanks for a good laugh!
Just tell everyone your siamese twins joined at the arsehole
I thought you were going to suggest these faggots run the car in the garage and suck fumes (since they can't suck dicks in that position).
Just make sure you leave a note blaming a NlGGER for the deaths.
lol this is funny because its fake!
just like your mums tits
@: HomerJ
Have you ever tried to drive a car with your dick stuck in another mans ass? Thats way to much work!
Try cooking oil. Worked for me.
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