your a douche bag and need to jump off a very tall building!

I second that

@:nbeat&lotsofjunk

i third that

LOL

Its so funny when people pretend to be on drugs =p

OMG Dude is that the Milk bar in the Korova K galaxy, Nebula 828? Damn!! There are rogue bots in that sector that sell human organs to regeneration pods. They then in turn sell the duplicated parts to the new cyberskin factories who in turn sell to companies like Bottech which make humanoids! Good luck getting your swang back. You might try one of the regeneration pod companies in a few months. I think they also sell to the Prothesis companies who can re-graft it back on.


korova milk bar last night to wake up today with my crankshaft gone. She left my ball bearings though. And a note: this is the payment for my services. How might I go about recovering my errant shaft? It was branded with a serial number in the sausage factory 96661369. Should I alert local penile merchants of this number to ward off a possible sale. I hope that it is not back in the scrap yard. Oh well: another peyote button, another day. Synthetic sex and then robotic pilfering of penises...is this normal droogies?

Dude give up the PCP. It wont help you get your penis back.