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Dumb bimbo jokes
What did Paris Hilton's right leg say to her left leg?Nothing. They've never met
What's the difference between the Berlin Wall and Jamie Lynn Spears?
One got knocked down, the other got knocked up
What's the difference between a yeti and Britney Spearss vagina?
One is hairy, terrifying and has been seen and photographed many times. The other is a yeti.
Why did Paris Hilton join the Navy?
She saw a sign that said "We have the best seamen in the world"
Miss Teen South Carolina went to a ticket agent and said "I'd like to book a flight to Bagmom."
"Where?" said the ticket agent
"It's the capital of The Iraq" said Miss South Carolina
The agent sighed and said "No, you're thinking of Baghdad!
What's the differnce between Anna Nicole Smith and Mary Kate Olsen?
One's a corpse, the other just looks like one.
How are Paris Hilton's legs like a Waffle House?
They're both open 24 hours a day.
What's the difference between Pakistani nukes and Kelly Pickler's brain?
Pakistani nukes might someday be used
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A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't matter.
A cucumber won't need to be sucked off.
A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
A cucumber won't lie to you about having a vasectomy.
A cucumber won't want to come on your face.
A cucumber won't fall asleep too soon.
A cucumber won't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
A cucumber won't make you sleep on the wet spot.
You won't find out that a cucumber is: married, on penicillin, or trying to screw your sister.
A cucumber won't grab cash from your purse while you're asleep.
A cucumber won't come home late, stinking of beer.
A cucumber won't run off with a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
All cucumbers are fresh and juicy.
You can keep as many cucumbers as you want.
Your mother won't flip out finding a cucumber in your house.
Cucumbers don't jam the freezer with food you don't like.
Cucumbers don't stay up until 4 and then demand that you take care of them when they get sick.
But on the other hand, cucumbers stay up ALL THE TIME.
Cucumbers don't mind if you enjoy them and a movie at the same time.
Nobody calls you a bigot for having a favorite kind of cucumber.
The cucumbers you raise don't desert you.