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I had the meanest mother in the world. While other kids had lollies for breakfast, I had to eat egg, cereal and toast. While other kids had cans of drink and chips for lunch, I had to have a sandwich. As you can guess, my dinner was not only different from the other kids, I had to eat it at a table and not in front of the television set.

My mother also insisted on knowing where we were at all times. You'd think we were on a chain gang or something. She had to know who our friends were, where we were going and she even told us when we had to be home.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but my mother actually had the nerve to break child labour laws. She made us wash the dishes, make our own beds and even learn to cook. That woman must have stayed awake at night, just thinking up things for us kids to do.

By the time we were teenagers our whole life became even more unbearable. Our old fashioned mother refused to let us date until we were 15 and then insisted that boys had to come to the door to collect girls from our family, instead of tooting the car horn for them to come running.

She really raised a bunch of squares. None of us kids were ever arrested for stealing or busted for dope.

And who do we thank for this? You're right, OUR MEAN MOTHER. Every day we here cries from our people and our politicians about what our country really needs.

WHAT OUR COUNTRY REALLY NEEDS IS ......

MORE MEAN MOTHERS!

Author Anonymous