lemon sex
well, moments ago i bought a lemon(to eat)...then i started playing with it. I dugg a hole in it and my findger slipped into it.I got realy turned on(it feels like vagina)!!!!I felt a lil freaky, then i warmed it into the microwave( to feel more realistic)then i started to finger it....then i tried to rape it, but as soon my d*** got in i felt like my c*ck was gona expload!!!!IT BURNED SO MUCH(JUST LIKE THE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO SPREY IT WITH MAZILIA parfume)!!!TELL ME WHAT THE f**k WAS I THINKIN MAN!!!!!