Some questions for you.

1) Is your mind ever out of the gutter?

2) Does your shrink know you are loose on the internet?

3) Does your probation officer know you are loose on the net?

4) What drugs make you think these kinds of questions are acceptable to be asking the females of our site?

5) How long do you think you would last in a room full of IIN members if you asked this type of question?

6) Do you have a full set of testes?

7) Have you always been a slubberdegullion?

No fair, I asked first. . . but you're not a girl anyway. But: youasked:

1) Is your mind ever out of the gutter?

no. should it be?

2) Does your shrink know you are loose on the internet?

yes, she sent me here

3) Does your probation officer know you are loose on the net?

no probes here

4) What drugs make you think . . .

why not? no need to answer if offended

5) How long do you think you would last in a room full of IIN members . . .

this sounds almost *violent*!

6) Do you have a full set of testes?

no, my gyrl friend had them removed

7) Have you always been a slubberdegullion?

now I'm stumped. . .

OK. That was my sting in the tail because I knew you would either be a smart arse or think you could justify yourself. Try typing it into your search engine.

here be a queshion fo' yo'; shine yo shoes Mistah?

no, no and i don't think so

No. No. No - Well for me anyway

1.) NO
2.) NO
3.) I don't wear thongs, and even if I did why the hell would I do that? so uhhh NO

Thongs are such a turn on.. Make sure you bring some!

1) nooo, it's so gross. maybe somebody out there would.

2) ^^^

3) that's even more work.

ANYTHING having to do with a thong is "no." Whoever invented this contraption should be hunted down and shot. They are ugly and torturous devices that cannot properly be called "clothing." Why anyone would want to wear them, male or female, hot or not, is a complete and utter mystery to me. And a complete and utter turnoff as well.

Now Now Jan dont tell me your a granny pantie warrior.

No, I'm a COMFORTABLE undergarment warrior. And most women who don't feel the need to cater to some men's needs to see them in excruciatingly uncomfortable clothing are as well.

Well I dont see it like its only to please the guys it also gives you self confidence and makes you feel sexy.

Yes its a major turn on when the girl does a little extra something just for her man. Someone has trained you well!

I forgot your not like most girls that need to be pushed in the right direction.

I thought we were going to stay naked the whole time? ;) Anything for you...

Keeping you satisfied is whats important so dont be afraid to tell me what it takes!

Bad day at work today so far?

Well sorry to hear... Did you have a good weekend atleast?

Well find somewhere better before you do that. You always have a place to stay down here if you need a break! I always pictured you has the type that always did something on the weekends.

I know what you mean. Sometimes just being alone and relaxing is the best cure for any bad week at work. Hows stella?

lol thats good to hear. Now shes got a new friend. Big dogs are to much for me they can really hurt you when they are trying to play with you and I'm not a fan of being trampled by a dog that weigh as much has I do.

Yeah when she gets some of that puppy attitude out of her she will calm down. Well have a great day I hope work didnt do you in to much!

1) hell no

2) hell no

3) hell no. im a lady.

I love the small ones...

OP

1. mine girl does and i've got some really cute boi-shorts

2. never met one that does, know a few guys though

3. dunno

1) yes defo (especially if there edible)
2) Sometimes
3) No, i pull it down

1) you
2) are
3) gay

=]
Thank you for your time!