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i might try to bang my mom
ok my mom is so super hot ok she loves me and i love her but i love in a way of having sex with her. i mean she kiss me all day and she gives me hugs but she doesn't do that stuff to my bros. and plus my mom and dad are having problems so. i think if my dad moves out for about 2 mouths she try to forget about it. ok heres my question. ok. evey day she will go in the shower then go to work at 9:30 so should i raped her when its 9:00 and when she gets out of the shower. i want her to scream when i bang her hard. or bang her in her when she is asleep i don't know how to have sex with her.
1. tell her that i love her but i love her in a way that i want to fuck her or.

2. don't tell her and just do her.

and don't be like "oh don't do that thats sick
i don't care i am going to bang my mom soon.
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Comments (11)
NlGGER (11975)
2008-02-01 11:51:29
shine her shoes Mistah, den she's be give you her pusseh for thankin' yo', oh yes sah miss Daiseh!!
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Carlystar (10664)
2008-02-01 11:56:33
you are all probaby 45 year old single men who get kicks from fake stories learn to spell
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gangbangerjklol (13214)
2008-02-01 11:58:48
yaaa im 14 dumbass carlystar shut the fuck up bitch i will kick ur ass back to ur moms pussy bitch
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nearly (10533)
2008-02-01 12:28:55
@: Carlystar
I would think you are VERY EXPERIENCED on such matters aged 16! Get to phuck off this ADULT site you little wanna be slapper.
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nearly (10533)
2008-02-01 12:30:21
@: Carlystar
Incidentally, I am 60, NOT 45, and before you comment on THAT, remember this IS AN ADULT (over 18) SITE!
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TeaBagger (13234)
2008-02-01 16:16:02
@: NlGGER
thats was i was goen to sae.
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-02-01 23:18:52
Goddamn it. After all your mom did for you -- feeding and clothing you, making sure you made it to school and back, caring for you when you were sick, and tucking you in at night after reading you a bedtime story -- this is the thanks you offer her?

Frankly, I hope your dad becomes aware of your sick intentions. Do you know what happened to Nick Stahl's character (Yellow Bastard) in "Sin City"? That would be too good for you, but it would be a start.
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mm_2184 (10774)
2008-02-02 04:22:57
you need to get out more.look at some chicks on the net and youll realize how much of a dog you old hag mom really is.
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freaksinhere (13268)
2008-02-02 14:06:16
seriously go get a knife and chop off your small penis, and trust me its small, and hand feed it to your dog.
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-02-04 00:41:19
@: freaksinhere
Good advice, that. You get a "helpful." I'm going to take you on as my trainee, freak. You have potential.
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-02-04 06:12:53
It IS. But the poster's story is scarier :-)
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