Spam_Javelin and The String!

So Spam_Javelin is out at the pub one night, lifting a few lagers and having a pretty good time at his table - when a string slithers into the bar and curls up on the seat next to him.

Can you get me a drink? The sting says. The pub guy won't serve strings.

Spam thinks it over for a minute then orders the string a drink. The string swallows it in two gulps and asks for another. Spam, feeling generous, buys another round. The string quickly down this one as well, then asks for another,

Feeling just a little strange, Spam buys yet a third round and the string makes it disappear at once, then asks for yet another.

Now Spam is getting just a little concerned.

"I don't mind buys a drink or two, string," Sez Spam "but when are you gonna buy Me a drink?"

"I'm Not." The string says. "I have no maney."

Now Spam is pissed, drinks are costly and while doing okay, he is not Made of money. So, Spam being the Hard Guy he is, he proceeds to grab the string, fold it and tie it back on itself and then stomp it into the floor before tossing it out the door.

A few minutes later the folded, tied and badly unravlled string slithers back in and, sure enough, climbs right back onto the Same stool next to Spam, asking for a drink.

"Wait a second." Spam sez, feeling a little pissed off. "Arn't you the string I just beat up and threw out of here?"

The string says. "No, I'm afraid not."

(Do you get the punchline?)

Do you think it's normal?

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