Shoe shine prices
Since all dem nice folk be aXin, here be dems prices for da shoe shinin';
Left shoe: 35 cents
Right shoe: 25 cents
Both shoes: a dallah
Dem boots: two dallah
Ladie's shoe: free wid peek at the pink
Fat lady shoe: 5 dollah
Buff: 20 cents
Supah shine: fiddy cen'
DynoMITE shine: free fo' JJ
You's all can pay wid' chiggen oh yes sah miss Daiseh!!
If we can't mock ourselves then we are lost