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Two farts make a mark
I'm a 45 year old guy who has more than his fair share of gas. I notice there is a correlation between the number of times I pass gas and the probability of a skid mark in my underwear. Is that normal? Do most people pass gas without messing their pant's. Help! Stinky.
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Anonymous
Skid marks are from not completely wiping your butt and getting your shorts up there in a bunch. Get your self some wet wipes and wipe proper!
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Anonymous
your a nerd. you actually look for patterns in stuff like that? thats not normal. expacially for a 45 year old guy
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Anonymous
ew
Eww.
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Bore_Guy (1732)
You're full of fiber.
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skardee (2176)
u poo lotta
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the_tard (3334)
It's called the "follow-through" phenomenon. Put simply, you SHOULDN'T follow through.
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notmarkflynn (4544)
You've been alive for 45 years and you still can't tell the difference between a wet and dry fart?
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smithee (4389)
you little stinker
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