Chris and his dog.
Sometimes, when I'm over at my friend Chris's house, he lubes his dog up and says that he has an urge too "stick it inside". I'm starting too think that my friend Chris is abnormal. I don't know if he ever actually stuck it inside his dog, but I know his older brother has, as he showed me a video. Chris keeps telling me it's normal to want too stick it inside his dog. Also, his brother sometimes wants too stick it inside Chris. He said that he hasn't, but I bet he's lieing.
IS HE NORMAL!?