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BURY HER OR DUMP HER?
I recently went on vacation in the Bahamas for 2 weeks.

I had a really great time, but on my way back home I remembered that I forgot to leave food and water for the girl I keep locked up in my basement! (LOL)

Sure enough, when I got home she was dead!

Do I bury her in my basement or take a chance and dump her in the river?

PS: She is starting to smell so I need a reply soon.
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Comments (8)
nearly (10533)
2008-02-07 10:32:46
Buy some air freshener? lmao
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-02-07 10:35:24
Did ask to be locked up?
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violent10dency (10988)
2008-02-07 13:33:56
if you dump her you'll get caught in about 2 weeks, because you wont now how to clean the body of dna and fingerprints, but if you dump her you might not get caught for the next 25 years. good luck with that!
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hotguy26 (11923)
2008-02-07 14:06:54
Cook and eat her.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2008-02-07 15:21:03
That aint no dead girl that's just your mom;s vag that smells that way.
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flikr (10636)
2008-02-07 16:36:31
eat her, it serves too purposes, it gets rid of the evidence, and it saves money on groceries

i suggest cutting her up into little pieces and then season with salt and pepper, enjoy
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-02-07 17:08:37
awww the mom jokes are still so funny. Mature.
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violent10dency (10988)
2008-02-08 07:29:29
@: violent10dency
I meant bury her at the end damnit!
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