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At the age of 40 I dont find my sex life to be even average anymore because my wife will not give it to me more then 3 times a month ever. So with all this bent up sex drive any little thing can get me hard and horny. One thing is when my 16 year old son sits on my lap when i get home from work sometimes. Other things like when female co-workers come into my office and bitch me out for messing up something . What I was wondering is if any other mature guys my age out there have these same problems.

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Clark
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Comments (9)
ecman (12742)
2008-02-08 12:09:45
I am a little older than you and my wife has MS, so my sex is a little limited too. Yes I get very horny just like when I was 18. BUT, I would never get like that when my kids would sit on my lap. Especially a 16 year old. Isn't a 16 year old son a little old to be sitting on dads lap?????? Maybe I am missing something here.
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nearly (10533)
2008-02-08 12:23:01
@: ecman
I think what you are missing is the fact that this post is fake and a wind up lmfao.
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nearly (10533)
2008-02-08 12:23:22
Would that be Clark as in Clark Kent?
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JanlAm (11976)
2008-02-08 12:34:47
Convert to Muslim. Rape your wife. It's legal.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-02-08 14:21:41
Clark,

Your 16 year old son is way to old to be sitting on daddies lap. If your wife does not fuck you anymore then I suggest you find internet porn and buy a pocket pussy. Freak.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-02-08 14:21:52
@: nearly
I hope its real
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-02-08 16:31:11
Maybe your son is up for a fuck
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2008-02-08 17:08:45
sounds like your son is gonna end up a pussy like you if he is 16 and stil sits in your lap.no wonder your wife dont give you any...you got to be a man instead of a weenie.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-02-08 17:15:32
A pussy calling another person a pussy. Funny.
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