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Jan here....

I don't know what I was thinking last night but I drank and drank and drank and got ass raped by black hobos eating chikkin. I must've fallen asleep under the Benz and this morning I had to poo.
When you gotta go, sometimes you
just go
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Comments (7)
wow
Eva somtimes did ziss...
Sick cow!
Missy Jan, you's needs some good-ole rice to bind you up a wee bit!
Evil Jan. You SUCK!!!
DAMN, but I do get around. Now if I could only get IN the Benz instead of UNDER the Benz. (And I'm not scrolling anything -- I'm too afraid to look; LOL...)
@: JanIAm
lol