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Anyone into Satanism, or black arts?

Not literal devil worship, but the philosophy based on LaVey.
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i read parts of his book it real dumb, one of his rules was "if someone enters your lair, you can rape him" or something weird like that

i think real devil worshiping is much better, trust me if you are going to hell you want get on satan's good side, i personally want do as many evil deeds as possible so that when I die i can become one of satan's favorite demons
@: flikr
You do realise that Satan sodomises you in hell dont you
i don't recall reading that in the bible
@: flikr
LOL why do you think hes in hell hes a dirty fucker with a huge cock
There is no need to. Scary stuff
@: flikr
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth, from The Satanic Bible (by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1867)

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."

Interesting. And is there anyone here who does NOT agree with rules 2, 3, 5, 9, and 10?
@: JanIAm
im doubting that levay wrote anything in 1867 seeing how he wasnt born until about 70 years later.


anyway the whole idea of taking a book of myths known as the Bible and worshipping the loser in the great battle for earth is sillier than ever worshipping a carpenter that lived 2000 years ago.
@: flikr
What a waste of sperm you and your brother slack were.
Typo -- 1967.
@: JanIAm
Is that the pussy guy who made the church of satan then died or some crap? He looked like a pussy I bet the satan is having a good time with him.
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lots of things can teach you to overcome insecurities........buying into Satanism is in itself an insecurity .

and if Satanism followers dont want people thinking they worship Satan they really ought to change the name of their club or lodge or whatever.
Chis, below is an abbreviated excerpt from the Wikipedia article on Anton LaVey. It's not a very exciting death, actually. He was a pretty scary looking bastard, though. Looked kind of liked Marilyn Manson on steroids:
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Anton LaVey died on October 29, 1997, in St. Mary's Hospital, San Francisco of pulmonary edema. He was taken to St. Mary's, a Catholic hospital. For reasons open to speculation, the time and date of his death was incorrectly listed (by 2 days) as the morning of Halloween on his death certificate. Zeena Schreck claimed responsibility for LaVey's death through putting a ritual curse on him. A secret Satanic funeral, attended by invitation only, was held in Colma. LaVey's body was cremated, with his ashes eventually divided amongst his heirs as part of a settlement, on the assumption that they possess occult potency, and can be used for acts of Satanic ritual magic.
@: JanIAm
Yeah sounds like the loser I saw on tv. Didnt they have the black church in the house? It stood out like sore thumb. Hopefully he got what he wanted when he died.
@: JanIAm
Jan did you feel excited sexualy when you saw his picture? Be honest!
I think the first word that came to mind upon seeing his likeness was "amused", honestly ;-)
@: JanIAm
Jan why has it been so long for you.... If you dont mind me asking.
@: JanIAm
Aw, I wanted to hear that you were horny...
:P
Well Magic spells and witchcraft is fake just like a magic show in vegas so how is that possible? Its not.
ok guys.

this forum is obviously not for people how like Jesus Christ or follow any sort of main stream crock of shit organized religion.

i used to be a "satanist" this religion out of all religions is thee most ignorant, selfish & wrong ones.
thats why i fell out of it because i'm interested in spiritual enlightenment and facts.
not pipe dreams, and theories.
thats why Nihilism is the true answer.

a few select theories Anton Lavey had i believe in.
when he mentions man is no better then and sort of animal/creature and we shouldn't persecute are own instinct.
Gretchen, that means our birthdays are just two days apart. Cool! Two Scorpios, the best damned sign of the zodiac. Mine is on Halloween, and it's still a GREAT day to be born. And make all the jokes you want, folks. I've got every Halloween decoration you can possibly imagine, and more. I love the dark side :-)
Chris, that is a question with a really long answer. Maybe by e-mail. I don't mind answering it, but it's not so easily explained in a forum setting. And I promise not to write a dissertation on it :-D
@: JanIAm
Oh, god. There's two of them now -_-?
does the book teach you satanic was to hunt bargins at your local mall's hot topic?
@: JanIAm
Gotcha
@: Potato
I saw some wiccan women on tv doing all their spells in the casinos in vegas so they would win big money. They didnt win shit.
Don't believe any of it unless you like wasting your time religion is all myth with no real proof. get on living and you'll find life much more interesting.
fuck off all you cunt's that dont respect him one of the rules is: if someone smite's you on one cheek you bash him on the other. thats what i think of you dogs that bag him out
@: flikr
You realize you said "i read parts of his book it real dumb."

Does anyone else see the stupidity in that or is it just me?
Oh yeah everyone else here eats babies too!!