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Alabama Hotpocket

So ive been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years. Im 19 and shes 18 going on 19 next month.

We have a healthy and good sex life together but the other day she said the strangest thing. She said that she really wants me to perform an Alabama Hotpocket to her. for those of you that dont know what that is, its when you take a dump in a girls vagina.

My first response was like WTF hell no thats so f**ked up. But she REALLY wanted it and i mean in the worse way. I really dont want to do it but it will break her heart if i dont.

To dump or not to dump?

What should i do?
Do you think it's normal?
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-02-08 22:47:44
If she want it do it for her
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2008-02-09 05:40:04
if you actually ever get within 100 feet of a naked chick youll find the absolute last thing they want is your shit anywhere near them.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-02-09 06:08:29
Do it make your girl happy.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-02-09 06:09:11
*Pulls pants down and give Gretchens waiting cooter an Alabama Hotpocket*
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Shitscooper4000 (13220)
2008-02-09 20:48:12
@: Chris_Ufc
I want to make her happy but i just cant bring myself to shitting in her vagina. i mean who the fuck fantasizes about that. especcialy her because shes always clean and healthy. But yea i have no idea what do do because now she keeps going on about how i dont do anything for her and what not.
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Anonymous18925 (13399)
2008-02-10 00:33:35
I laugh at that That any girl would want you to shit in her vagina... I mean infection... No Thanks, DONT DUMP HER. Thats a bad idea, if you have something good going on then keep it going on... COME TO A MUTUAL AGREEMENT, mabye a "glass bottom boatride" or she could give you head while you shit... Have fun, BUT DONT BREAK HER HEART JUST BECAUSE she is curious about something new to her. (A18925)
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-02-10 06:40:22
@: Shitscooper4000
I gave Gretchen one and she loved it. I suggest you make her happy man let her live out her dream before she finds another man that will.
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okmijnuhbygvtfc (17193)
2008-11-19 14:55:29
I hope you did... 9 months ago. Happy November!

P.S. The woman is always right!
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