NUCLEAR YELLOW SUBMARINE

In the town where I was born, there was this guy who sailed the seas, okay? So he told us of this bullshit in the "Land of Submarines".

He took LSD and shit, but we found a free fucking new nuclear sub just lying around, so we sailed on to the sun until we found the so-called "sea of green". It was fucking nasty and full of pollution and shit, but we still decided to live beneath the waves in this shitty yellow nuclear submarine.

We keep getting calls from our family, they're all like "where the fuck are you, what are you doing", so we tell them "we all live in the yellow submarine". But the reception fucking sucks, so we have to say it again... "THE YELLOW SUBMARINE! THE YELLOW SUBMARINE!!!"

Anyway, our friends are all aboard and live in adjacent rooms, and it would have been great except for the fucking band that keeps us up past 2 A.M. every fucking morning.

So like the first time this happened, we were shitting out pants, thinking we were under attack or something by the fucking ruskies (it was their sub afterall) so we went to red alert, jolted to full speed and fired all torpedoes into an endangered species of whale.

We figure the EPA's gonna hand us our asses if we get out, so we're stuck here until our air supply runs out. It's not bad, we live a life of ease. For the first week, we'll have everything we need... then we'll have only the sky of blue and this nasty sea of green.

Is it normal to be trapped in a yellow nuclear submarine?

Do you think it's normal?

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