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Mariking Territory
Me wife and I have a territorial marriage. I can't seem to get the upper hand. I have had to resort to carrying a squirt bottle full of me old urine around so I can spray me favorite spots around the house. The stinking scent of me waste product seems to repel her. We are at stale mate.
She also vacates the room when I play James Taylor records(which I hate too.) I wear ear plugs.
When she is asleep and her quivering mass of a girth is rythmically undulating, I grab that squirt bottle and give her a quick one to the face. I stealthily slip back into slumber with a humble smile on me face. The cat shall take the blame.
She also vacates the room when I play James Taylor records(which I hate too.) I wear ear plugs.
When she is asleep and her quivering mass of a girth is rythmically undulating, I grab that squirt bottle and give her a quick one to the face. I stealthily slip back into slumber with a humble smile on me face. The cat shall take the blame.
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