It is marginally normal. I think I like you.
Doo you prefer soft or hard turds? I prefer flinging hard ones, but the soft ones are easier to make.
I also try to pee on my wife (she no like)

That..is...so..fuckin..SICK!

I'd say that playing with poo is common enough to be considered 'fringe' these days. You're certainly far from alone in your fetish.
You sick fuck.

The trick to peeing on your wife is to do it in the shower while she's washing her hair. She'll never know with all that hot water.

this post makes me want to barf! you are disgusting!

Normal? I don't think so at all. And people who think its common... I think you've been looking at those fetish websites so long that you forget they are just pictures produced to satasfy a tiny tiny niche market. You may find two freaks like this to rub together on a fetish website. They will probably be logging on from opposite sides of the globe though. But your chances of meeting such a woman at the book club, the gym, your school, a bar, a monster-truck rally? Zilch. Zero. Nada. You may as well hope to find a woman like Sue Storm from the Fantastic Four to satasfy your transparent sexual partner fetish.

By the way, the association of nasty things and debasement in sex would seem to indicate a neuroses or at least a pathological self-esteem problem. Since your fetish can carry serious health risks you may want to seek counseling to help you let go of these fantasies.

GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK BOB-O!!!

Hot water really works. She knows nothing. And I get to piss upon her at will.

Thanks again!!
Methos

dookie-love!!!!!