Dipping my balls in salsa as revenge.

So my girlfriend broke up with me about a month ago and im not over her. Im very pissed off at that w**** and i get revenge on her whenever she throws a party.

Every couple weeks all her and her friends meet at her house and have a party together.

Everytime the snack table their is usually chips and salsa and stuff like that.

So before i enter i dip my balls in disgusting things such as dog feces, glue, my own saliva, makeup, and sewage water.

Then i sneak up to the snack table and take the salsa into the bathroom. This is where i repeativly i dip my balls in and out of the salsa.

I do this about 15-20 times then put it back on the table and leave. I just find it hilarious that they dont even now that my hairy trash covered disgusting balls were dipped in there salsa.

So the question is, do you think that this would be a normal persons way of getting revenge on an ex?

Do you think it's normal?

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