I dont think it is wise to even contemplate putting that kind of weight on so quickly!

get penutbutter,lard,butter and chess and put it all on two poptarts

you might gain about half that in a week if you can somehow either weaken your heart where you have congestive heart failure or damage your kidneys so you dont urinate or preferably do both.

You're all very helpful, thanks!

But I need better tips.

go and eat a phucking cow then

Try peanut butter and banana sadwiches and lots and lots of doritos and all the take away you can eat but you willnever gain that much weight in a week no matter what you do

Thanks, cabby.

And fuck you, nearly.

you cant gain that much weight in a week But One time on the Andy Griffith show a new rule was passed and Barney had to weigh so much to keep his job and at the weigh in he could only wear a standard uniform and his name tags.So Andy fixed Barneys nametag on a logging chain under his clothes and Barney just made the weight limit.

PLan ahead, you'll need a dialling wand