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VALENTINE POEMS FOR YOUR GIRL
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eaterhad a wife and loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
fucked her ass then went to bed
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Hickory dickory dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her
Jill said "No", Jack said "So"
"I'll ram it in your dumper"
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I fucked your mom in the ass and she had you
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Betty and Jack up a tree
F-u-c-k-i-n-g
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo out of Betty's crack
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Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut
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