hi all valentines day is two days away and i have no gf to give anything to any ladies wana be my valentine heres a love poem for u ur so sweet your so fine you stole my heart will u please be mine
I have a better poem, which I think is more appropriate for you given the circumstances:
I'm a lowly, lovesick fool
Staring at you as you exit the school
I think I'm in love but I'm simply horny
(And yes, I know, this poem is corny)
We've never hugged, nor have we kissed
You'll never know that I exist
For I am a loner, given to dreams
Of a girl whose mouth I would thoroughly ream
So here I sit in dire lament
There is no lass to suit my bent
You may look upon my face with scorn
But I go home now to download porn.
Such a fine upstanding president you are. Typical yankee male!
I'm a lowly, lovesick fool
Staring at you as you exit the school
I think I'm in love but I'm simply horny
(And yes, I know, this poem is corny)
We've never hugged, nor have we kissed
You'll never know that I exist
For I am a loner, given to dreams
Of a girl whose mouth I would thoroughly ream
So here I sit in dire lament
There is no lass to suit my bent
You may look upon my face with scorn
But I go home now to download porn.
Enjoy.