I get serviced!
I lost a man I loved a while ago... We had a special relationship. He was kind, poliite, and almost always answered my calls. He had a deep resounding voice that sent shivers down my spine... The last thing he said to me was
"welcome to AT&T wirless services. The cellular customer you've called is unavalaible, or has traveled outside the coverage area. Please try your call agaaain later."
And then my parents switched to Verizon. f**king b*s***ds.