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Kitchen Sex, help me!
Well, I don't really know how to put this, but it seems like over the years, I've picked up a bit of a weird habbit. It started in an early morning, January last year if I'm right, I was sitting with my 15-year old niece in the kitche, I was just about to start eating my breakfast, all of a sudden she started to scream. I didn't know why, so I punched right on the mouth, I felt my penis getting erected. I slammed her face with bruteforce on the edge of the oven. My niece started to cry, she told me she was experiencing some extreme pain in the temple, I didn't know if it was bad or good, so I slammed her once again. All of a sudden she stopped crying and told me she was happy, and had never been so happy before. Me, myself got so hot, so very very hot, that I slammed my 15-inches of erected penis right on her mouth. I thought, hey, I've gone this far, I can't stop here, might aswell go all the way, so I forced her chin right down the toaster, I felt so incredible, so invinceble. I could see the world in a different light, I felt that the violence had revived my soul. It all stopped when I drank my coffe, when I struck her with my ironing. It felt good.
My question to you, is this something that should stop, or has anyone else experienced a simmilar urge?
My niece got seriously injured during this actions, but she was quite happy because we got closer to eachother. So don't think I'm a psycopath or something like that.
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Comments (8)
normal...if you are (i'm not going to say it but you know what it is) 10 points to the person that guesses correctly
I also wake up every morning with my cock in my mouth, and I don't know why. This is very bothersome aswell, please help me with this aswell.
shine yo' slammin' shoes Mistah?
I think you may have repressed desires and really want to be a chef but you think its gay so youve repressed these feelings deep within I suggest you let them come out
I think your an idiotic half witted lame brain with a small dick!
Roast your niece in the oven and eat her, you sick freak!
you are a sick sick man
IM GUNA FUCKIN KILL YOU WITH A PEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its over guys its o.k shhhhhhhh its o.k
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