I seen this whore on Bravo..I bet she's forever eating poached fucking eggs and beans washed down with fizzy pop to gas herself up for those arse burps.
Well I'm sure you are not with her 100% of the day..so how do you know she doesn't do it when you're not around? Farting is natural..even though most girls think its nasty, everyone has to do it sometime in life. It's natural.
in my experience, here is the usual pattern if you are in a long term relationship.
for about 2-3 months, no farting from the woman. none at all.
then after that period of time, she will fart in an almost ceremonial fashion. She will say something like "honey, I have something to tell you", and when you say "what is it?", she will lift her ass cheek and let one rip. or she might say "sweetie, you know how they say women don't fart? well..." and then, the ripper.
now she does this because she feels comfortable with you at that point, and because she is just tired of holding in her gas when she is around you.
After that the point, the rest of the relationship is just one big dutch oven.
now personally, i wouldnt care if she'd let one go on the first date. but women feel they need to go through this.
but my ex, she never did the ceremony, never broke the barrier. my only conclusion is she didnt need to, because she never farts.
I seen this whore on Bravo..I bet she's forever eating poached fucking eggs and beans washed down with fizzy pop to gas herself up for those arse burps.
But we arent as vulagr, and dont take pride in making people dry heeve.
Cab, lol.
nothing. no farts. ever. not even in her sleep.
for about 2-3 months, no farting from the woman. none at all.
then after that period of time, she will fart in an almost ceremonial fashion. She will say something like "honey, I have something to tell you", and when you say "what is it?", she will lift her ass cheek and let one rip. or she might say "sweetie, you know how they say women don't fart? well..." and then, the ripper.
now she does this because she feels comfortable with you at that point, and because she is just tired of holding in her gas when she is around you.
After that the point, the rest of the relationship is just one big dutch oven.
now personally, i wouldnt care if she'd let one go on the first date. but women feel they need to go through this.
but my ex, she never did the ceremony, never broke the barrier. my only conclusion is she didnt need to, because she never farts.
prove me wrong barnum.
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