Bill, the Dyslexic Maniac Teacher - Is It Normal?

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Bill, the Dyslexic Maniac Teacher

EccWei, here. Everything from here on is true.

My calculus teacher:

-Looks and sounds like David Suzuki
-Has a massive orange goatee
-Blinks very hard
-Is partially deaf
-Shakes his fists, arms separated and at shoulder level
-Walks from each end of the classroom to the other and talks to either wall he faces
-Swears like a sailor
-Has dyslexia and gets solutions backwards
-Teaches poorly
-Makes unusual threats:

E.G.

"Square roots don't work that way. And if you think they do, I'm going to come into your kitchen and kill you."

"Don't take this integral at zero. Because when you divide by zero, the world explodes."

Is it normal?

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Comments (8)

JanlAm (11976)

2008-02-12 16:35:36

my dad raped my anus when I was 6. Since then I beg him to do it again and again. He threatened to come in my ass and make me drink it with a straw. I love my daddy.

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cabinet70 (4440)

2008-02-12 17:19:17

@: JanlAm

Perhaps you and pooltoy should should take your daddys on a picnic together. Sounds like you could have a dickable afternoon

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cabinet70 (4440)

2008-02-12 17:20:06

Not normal perhaps you should report him

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gizzie56 (8681)

2008-02-12 17:23:28