what in the hell are you talking about.

And who the fuck are YOU???????????

please tell...

nearly the pedophile... I wouldn't marry your old fart gay ass for all the crack or meth in the owrld. I'd perform the cincinnatti juicebox though............

lmfao


Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.

Roses are crap,
Violets are wanky,
Oooh I've just come,
Pass me a hanky.

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.

Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your shirt,
And show us your tits.

Roses are crap,
Violets are sh*t,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You're a dirty bitch,
And you love it up the shyiter.

Roses are red,
But I like carnations,
You're so crap in bed,
That I phucked your alsations.

Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your vagina.

Roses are red,
It's elementary,
Let's ring up a friend,
And try double-entry.

Roses are shit,
Violets are crap,
Show me your clit,
And I'll cum in your lap.

I got my wife a bag and belt for Valentine's Day...

...the phucking hoover works a treat now

Did you hear?

Scientists have found a cure for Mad Cow Disease:

A box of chocolates and a dozen roses.

go to hell, oh you are? that's right god won't let fags into heaven.

Nearly, thanks for the good laugh I needed one today.

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.

I like this one the best.

lol. How are you gizzie?

jojo go play tag with a nuclear bomb thats ticking and do the world a favor

Valentines Flowers..........£20
Romantic meal and a film....£80
Hotel room with a view......£200

The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period.....phUCKING PRICELESS!

bloody stupid site changed my £ to a square

jezzo it dont like my POUND sign. blank that phucker out if you can

lmao

LOL!


Thanks.....I think....

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!