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NEARLY UPDATE.
OK. An update. Nearly had a quiet night and received a bed bath by an 18 year old virgin gay guy. A slight rush of blood was observed in the neather regions so it is expected that he will be with us some time soon.15 Valentines day cards were received from well wishers and have been placed around his room.
The 18 year old gay virgin boy was so mezmarized by nearly's falic response, we had to drag him away. He has volunteered to do ALL the bed baths for nearly for as long as required. Oh, in his own time to. I think this may 'hold nearly back' myself, but the hospice governers decided to accept the offer since it cuts their wages bill!
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"fuck it..I'm stayin here..wash that cock as fast as you want".
Oh, in his own time to. I think this may 'hold nearly back' myself,
He aint gonna be wanting to leave there any too soon for sure.....
I will STFU the day you draw your last breath arseho;e.
I actually look 10 years younger, feel 10 years younger and act 40 years younger. And I have HIV and Hepititus B. So if thats me at 60, you have plenty of good times ahead as long as you look after yourselves.
The BIG BONUS IS, you are one hell of a lot wiser and can look at things from all angles instead of being narrow minded as we tend to be as youngsters.
To me, age is just a number. If you allow it to, it will restrict your abilities but, if you are determined and fit, you'll reach new hights.