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I want my vag paddled with a flip-flop

I want to meet a guy who will slap my vag with a flip-flop, but every time I bring thi sup to a boyfriend they laugh it off and won't have any part of it.
I have a flip-flop at home that has a waffle-print on the bottom and I think it would be so great but I can't convince anyone to help me out.

I read that lots of girls like stuffed animals on their stuff, but I can't find anyone who feels about flip-flops like I do. Am I alone?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (11)
FountainOfKnowledge (1655)
2006-05-03 19:11:50
sure you aren't alone, you will probably be able to find someone willing to help you out, its just a matter of finding them!
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Anonymous
2006-05-04 09:36:33
He should paddle your @ss with that flip flop instead!
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Anonymous
2006-05-04 09:55:39
that sounds like fun. too bad i'm a girl and not into other girls.
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blugga (1697)
2006-05-06 20:34:31
What the ?
Why on earth would anyone want to paddle their pet with a flip-flop? That is absolutely, the most inhumane thing I've every heard!!! I just hope that if someone catches you doing that out in public, they call the ASPCA... oh wait. I thought you said 'dog.' Sorry. Why don't you try a Hot Wheels track? That way you don't have to spread your legs so wide...
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MaxVendetta (1712)
2006-05-06 22:35:05
Thank God we have the internet
..or else we wouldnt have ever found the answer to this time-old question.

Theres a foot for every shoe, or this case, a flip flop.
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Anonymous
2006-05-07 00:22:44
Just do it yourself. I know it's probably not as fun, but if it gets your rocks of go crazy.
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bloodinmystool (1731)
2006-05-07 00:27:04
Hehe. I'm game.
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Bore_Guy (1732)
2006-05-07 01:55:15
Gee, I'll help.
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ColdFront (1745)
2006-05-07 03:28:20
I'll paddle your box with a flippy flop. Just as long as your hot and it leads to 'other things'.
...Seriously.
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voodoofishbat (1959)
2006-05-09 14:08:55
o rly?
your b.f.s arent willing to expirement with you what assholes! if i was your bf iwould paddle you like there is no tomorrow
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master_of_batio (5514)
2007-01-27 23:39:05
I have a floppy fetish that turns my floppy hard. How about I paddle your punda and you suck on my floppy ------
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