It's perfectly normal for a boy your age to lie about his penis on the internet.
What isn't normal is that you're twelve and have yet to grasp an appropriate command of the english language.

You SomethingAwful goons never cease to amuse. lullz.

Seeing this site on there is why I came. More normal people here than I thought, though. Oh well.

I wish I was a something awful goon. but TEN DOLLARS

It's completely normal for goons to cum at the sight of Lowtax's most recent pretentious, whiny rant. Just make sure to felate him for the next few pages of the thread, even if he did something totally wrong and unfunny that got a lot of people angry! 10bux jk blowtax banhammer goatse [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]

Lowtax makes me so hot.

Yeah, Miss is a woman. Her opinion doesn't count.

but he wouldn't take my British card. Will you?

this makes me hot.

Don't let Miss Lonelyhearts discourage you! You keep masturbating to that kick a** site!

if only i had 10 dollars i could be a goob :(

goon*

I get that feeling too, when Zack Parsons writes a half-hearted video game review, or when the main page has an artice on garden gnomes.

I love you.