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demolitian
Sometimes when I am driving and there are slow or stupid drivers around I get a huge urge to ram into their car. I wonder what their reactions would be. Would they slam on the brakes, get out and start cussing at me? Would they freak out and speed off? Possibly careening off the road or causind a massive wreck? Am I normal?
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Anonymous
2005-04-25 21:12:00
I think about that too! I want to traumatize the f'ers so bad they never want to drive again.
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Anonymous
2005-05-01 20:35:55
I've actually done that.. and it's most likely the person will get out and start cussing at you..
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Anonymous
2005-05-25 10:50:58
as i am growing up i notice,that the drivers that do acually getting on your nerves are elderly men with hats on
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VampiricWerewolf (80)
2005-05-26 04:30:12
Maybe
I get that too, which is bizzare considering i never drive...my instincts tend to involve popping out of the sunroof with a machine gun or a molotov cocktail and blowing them to hell...
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purple1 (294)
2005-06-24 16:26:31
@: VampiricWerewolf
I don't drive but when shopping it's just as tempting to ram into other peoples trolley with mine!
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DJ_Slone (697)
2005-08-03 20:48:04
Sometimes I think about that sort of thing if I don't agree w/ thier bumper stickers haha.
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Moi (588)
2005-08-04 08:09:02
Nimrods
I think it too, but there's this violation thing called careless driving that keeps me from following through . . .
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meatyp (995)
2005-11-30 05:23:52
Hell yeah!! I'm a cop and you really don't know how frustrating it is doing 30MPH everywhere just because your car says POLICE across the front.
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Lying_Data (1657)
2006-05-02 23:25:20
If I approached from 2:00 at 77 mph...
Thinking about physics.
Normal and encouraged.
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2006-11-18 15:25:35
NORMAL.
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BoredNL (3982)
2006-11-26 19:05:07
It's normal to think this, but definately not normal to act on it.

If you think about extreme violence with everything though, then maybe you should tone your thoughts down a bit.. Maybe one day you'll find yourself acting on those thoughts..
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DoNotTrustMe (6560)
2007-03-13 17:41:42
I am a psycitrist and i specialize in anger management, you will find that if you do ram a car off the road you will feel much better, my professional advice to you is do it, you won't look back.



Please ignore the fact that i can't spell psycatrist.
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Mars13 (6795)
2007-03-20 22:22:15
definately normal.
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Smlowe5 (6816)
2007-03-21 20:29:51
My friend Matt's exactly like that! i just hit mailboxes and trust me.... they don't react... But you do... unless you die
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Smlowe5 (6816)
2007-03-21 20:30:12
@: Smlowe5
I'm also masturbating right now. I still have that problem.
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24hourman (7306)
2007-04-09 09:52:48
DONT DO IT!I threatened a woman once at aset of traffic lights for sounding her horn when i pulled out in front of her at a junction.I ended up with a policeman in my house explaining my actions and narrowly avoiding trouble.
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