Do it!!! Don't think of it as "assault" or "murder", think of it as population control!

It's normal. You probbably just don't have a way to vent your frustration so you act out in you mind. I bet we all do it.

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Perfectly normal.

If Wayne Brady has to choke a bitch, he will. Don't get mad, get even. Try simple things such as sticking spikes in their tampons or killing their parents, making them into chili and forcing them to eat it. Nothing says I hate your guts like cannibalism.

Tease them, and then have wild hot lesbo-sexual encounters. The mutual hatred should feed the desire.

Threaten to hold the fat chick's snacks hostage, then force her to give you head or a tit job. Fat chicks give great head and have awesome boobs

it's entirely normal for women to be hateful, vengeful, gossipy, angry bitches in the workplace. i'd be more concerned if you all got along.

Set up a scenerio, put fat free junk food or something. Insult them, they sound like obese pigs and if they act like them treat them like them. Dont be an ass about it, just pretend like they weigh 800 lbs and you are trying to help them out with their morbid obesity problem. They will feel like shit and probably kill themselves or quit..Hopefully :D

This is completely and totally normal. I picture myself doing these things quite regularly; in traffic, at work, waiting in lines...

Don't follow through with it of course, but sitting there and chuckling to yourself while you pretend to do it is fun.

Yeah I have thoughts like that all the time..just don't act on them.

there is the usual put tape on their phone first the bottom for day one then the top day two then both until the cow figures out what your doing or goes through 5 phones or of course you could just get that virus loaded email and send it until their computer is fried or just pull the plug on it