If you don't have 9 inches by 14 you should seriously consider a lifetime of celibacy in the Catholic priesthood or some sort of ritual penis removal to make you a harmless eunach. Anything else you're just torturing yourself trying to interest any woman.

well mines is about 7 inches, so I guess I'm not doing too bad.....

Yes, seven inches is fine for someone about to enter puberty. If it hasn't reached nine inches or more by your teens, see a doctor. You might be a woman, or at least gay.

Banana

Stop lying to the kid. The average male penis is only about 5 3/4 - 6 1/2, anything above that is considered above average. Anyway, the average vagina can only take in 6 inches. The average thickness is about 6 inches, and thats going around, not across the top.

Watermelon.

wait, what was the question?

well, I was joking around, kinda bored and SA led me here, but if we're actually being truthful and all, I guess I'm doing good, seeing as how average is 5-6 inches.....

....and I'll grow above that (seeing as how I'm only 14 and..well, I'm doing good).

or average, whatever.

Anything between 3 or 7 inches is normal

12 inches sounds about right. :)

Somewhere betweeon 86 and 93 foot is right.

"the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.7-15 cm (5-5.9 in) in length and 12.3 cm (4.85 in) in circumference when fully erect."

(Quoted from wikipedia)
I guess I'm doing pretty well. I'm 13 and 2 months and I'm already 6.5 inches : D