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I own a lot of snakes as pets, well last week one of them came up missing, it is about 4 feet long and about 2 inches around, at about 3 in the morning a couple of nights ago I am awaken by my girlfriend moaning , I ask her "what are you doing" she says "don't stop" I say "don't stop what ?" she says " it feels so good" I say "I was asleep untill about 10 seconds ago", she throws the blankets of of us and begins to scream, I turn on the light and see the missing corn snake about one third of it's length inside of her fun box. I tell her to stay still and to lay back down, I grab the snake and carefully slide him back out of her and then I returned him to his tank. she demanded I bring her to the hospital, so I did, they checked her out and said she was fine and also said the did not belive her story. I have owned snakes for years and know as a fact when they escape from their tanks they try to find the warmest spot in the house to dwell. THE FUNNY THING IS I CAME HOME LAST NIGHT AND THE CLIPS THAT HOLD THE LID TO THE SNAKES TANK WERE NOT CLIPED ON PROPERLY AND MY GIRLFRIEND WAS ALLREADY SLEEPING AT ONLY 11 PM. IT MADE ME WONDER IF MAYBEE SHE WENT FOR A ROUND 2 WITH HER NEW FRIEND, IF SHE DID I GUESS IT'S OK WITH ME AS LONG AS MY SNAKE WAS HAPPY....THE THINGS GIRLS WILL DO TO PLEASURE THEMSELVES WILL ALWAYS AMAZE ME. DO YOU THINK HER USING THE SNAKE TO PLEASURE HERSELF IS NORMAL?